delivery woes; [He doesn't need to eat - he's capable of it, sure, his body passing as mortal in some respects, but he doesn't have to. Most food isn't even that appealing to him, either, but he has found a fondness for how bitter tea can get. The aftertaste is interesting...
And this place has modern conveniences, so he can just. Order tea and have someone put it at the doorstep without him even having to talk to a human! Or at least that would be the case, except for the delays. The first notice for a delay he simply scoffs, because who can expect efficiency or punctuality from humans... The second delay gets more irritation, and then the third, and then the fourth... and by the time he actually calls the stupid help line for this stupid problem, his (rather short) patience has run out.
(There is yelling. A lot of yelling. Especially because this phone is a useless piece of junk!!) Feel free to walk in on him fuming (or threatening customer service) at any point in time.]
the stinger; [Eventually, an order with no name attached to it arrives at the doorstep of the house.
It's a cup of tea that was at one point ice, but the ice is totally melted and also? Not even what he ordered. He picks up the full cup, and throws it as hard as he can across the yard.
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[He doesn't need to eat - he's capable of it, sure, his body passing as mortal in some respects, but he doesn't have to. Most food isn't even that appealing to him, either, but he has found a fondness for how bitter tea can get. The aftertaste is interesting...
And this place has modern conveniences, so he can just. Order tea and have someone put it at the doorstep without him even having to talk to a human! Or at least that would be the case, except for the delays. The first notice for a delay he simply scoffs, because who can expect efficiency or punctuality from humans... The second delay gets more irritation, and then the third, and then the fourth... and by the time he actually calls the stupid help line for this stupid problem, his (rather short) patience has run out.
(There is yelling. A lot of yelling. Especially because this phone is a useless piece of junk!!) Feel free to walk in on him fuming (or threatening customer service) at any point in time.]
the stinger;
[Eventually, an order with no name attached to it arrives at the doorstep of the house.
It's a cup of tea that was at one point ice, but the ice is totally melted and also? Not even what he ordered. He picks up the full cup, and throws it as hard as he can across the yard.
Fuck this!!!]